Holiday Recipes

Hey y'all. I'm all owie >.< at the moment. I went grocery shopping in heels (yea, I'm a dumbass, apparently. I'm 5'9", it's not like I'm not tall enough already, right?) and took a bad step off the curb. Bleh. Anyway, my random bitchin' aside, I am hunting some good Holiday recipes. In that spirit, here's one of my own, that everyone raves about:

Parmesan Cream Cheese Ball

16 oz of cream cheese, softened
1/2 c of mayonnaise or salad dressing
1/3 c of grated parmesan cheese
10 slices of bacon, cooked and crumbled
1/4 c sliced green onions
chopped parsley, optional

Beat cream cheese at medium speed with a mixer until smooth. Add mayonnaise and parmesan cheese; beat until blended. Stir in crumbled bacon and green onions; cover and chill at least three hours. Shape mixture into ball and garnish. Ball can be rolled in parsley for presentation.Serve with crackers or veggies. Yield: 2 3/4 cups.

Pop Culture Rantage

I take back everything I ever said about the dearth of funneh on SNL.



*wipes tears* Y'all are welcome. Oh, and this is gaked from Saradia on LJ.

Oh, and while I'm on the funneh, I'd like to take a moment to pimp An Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder. Yessssss.....I got it for the hubby for his b-day, and it's hysterical. I love a man who can be intelligent AND funny. Kev doesn't know it, but he was my sekrit boyfriend until he got married. *sigh* Of course, I married my own adorable fanboy, so I'm okay with his decision now. LOL!

ETA: I forgot to mention Mewes. He's actually kinda cute now that he's cleaned up and sober. OMG, did I say that??